Tuesday, October 11, 2016

MY HAUNTED UKULELE PT.3

I really think it is time to get rid of this ukulele. Way too many unexplainable things are happening in my house. I have to think of my wife and kids. It's crazy. What started out as an innocent desire to learn ukulele songs to sing around the house has turned into a frickin' nightmare.

It's not just happening at night now. It's happening during the day. It happens when I sleep. The dreams. Or should I say the nightmares. It's unbearable. It sucks. If I had the money I would have bought myself a brand new ukulele. I wouldn't have to scour the internet and go the "teach yourself ukulele"route. This was the only option I had.

So now I am at a crossroad. I can't really afford to buy myself a new ukulele. I can't really afford to take private lessons. I don't want to put my wife and kids through this horrible ordeal with these strange things happening in my house.

I am kind of screwed. Any thoughts?