WILL I EVER GET RID OF THIS THING?

Just when I got rid of my ukulele, it comes back. The ebay user had it for one day.. ONE DAY! He said he had a "bad feeling" from it. I guess it is my fault because I but a 14 day return policy on it. I was hoping that I could get to the 15th day and put this behind me. Didn't happen. 

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I even added that I would pay for three months of online ukulele lessons. Didn't work. I mean don't you think that an offer of 3 months of free ukulele lessons would be a good incentive? I did. It wasn't. 

So now what the hell do I do. Should I burn it? Should I give it away for free? I think that is my only option at this point. I am obviously not going to be able to sell it. I did have a thought that I advertise it for what it is and be totally open about the ukulele. Tell them that I believe that is it haunted. I mean there are people who get off on stuff like this. It's sort of foreign  to me but hey whatever floats your boat. My only concern is to get rid of this thing. 

I will keep you posted.